Imagine you're on vacation. You meet a beautiful woman in a bar and strike up a conversation. Over several rounds of cocktails you come to realize that only her luscious breasts and firm, yet feminine ass could parallel her knowledge of geo-politics, fine wines, and baseball. The two of you walk slowly hand-in-hand back to your cabana, with only the moonlight to guide you. As she unzips your pants, preparing to take you into her hot, waiting mouth, she informs you that everything about her says "woman," although her crotch screams "man." What would you do?